Before I Die...

So there is this show called The Buried Life, that I wasn't exactly fond of, considering the guys who play the main roles in the show arent exactly attractive. Rather feminine, if I dont say so myself. But what I AM fond of, is the jist of the entire show: What someone would want to do before they die? The movie The Bucketlist demonstrates this also.
Going along with this, though, I would like to 'demonstrate' my Bucket List to you all:
BEFORE I DIE I WOULD LIKE TO...
(P.S. blue=Kindof want to accomplish, purple=want to accomplish, red=really would like to accomplish, green colour=probably not going to happen.

• Skydive
• Fall in love
• Marry
• Never be poor
• Visit or live in Manchester England
• Meet Phil Lester (AmazingPhil)
• Have my first kiss (before I marry, of course)
• Learn how to shoot various types of artillery, and learn about them.
• Get over 30 followers (;
• Meet Eminem
• Visit the Fantasy Factory
• Squander in a foam pit
• Learn to skateboard
• Learn to play the bass guitar/ electric guitar
• Ride a lion into the sunset
• Get a bulldog, and name it Meaty
• Punch Cary Ryles. G in the face as hard as I possibly can.
• Shake John's hand
• See Ethan again
• Befriend a famous person
• Meet Mark L Young
• Star on a television show
• Set up Chris' brithday party with no flaws
• Watch John grow up to be straight
• Watch Cary grow up to be gay
• Watch Jay grow up to be a tranny
• Grow up with my friends
• Kick Cary between the legs
• Throw a banana at a sucky stand-up comedian
• Laugh at a crying baby without feeling bad
• Get a glow in the dark tattoo of pi (3.141592...) on my wrist.
• Attempt modeling
• Get my own television show
• Live to see Ke$ha die of choking on glitter.

And that is about all I can think of at this time. I will update you on if any of these things are accomplished, and of course I know some of them will never happen.
Sincerely;; Juno.